My Stupidity

Colton and Calvin were in the bathtub tonight when all of a sudden I heard the shower start running and screams. It was one of the few times that although my kids were bawling I couldn't stop laughing. I fixed the problem: turned off the shower and wiped up the floor. I think it ruined bathtime because they wanted to get out soon after that.

While they were in the bath I went potty. Calvin said "Mommy you can't pee because you don't have a penis." I said "Yup I don't have a penis because I am a girl." Then Colton piped up and commented "You a Mommy, you not a girl!" And he laughed at my stupidity.